My girlfriend has really weird toes...they are crooked!. They make me laugh out loud when I look at them. My problem is that she insists that they are normal toes, what can I do to convince her that she, in fact, is weird? ...also, is it ok if I show my friends those funny looking toes?...cause she never wears shoes!

HELP ME!

ps..she snores too.

Ben T. Shoeman

Ben,
You know it's funny you should mention this subject. You say your girlfriend won't accept that she's got weird toes...well my boyfriend won't admit that he's got gnarly toenails!

They're the most jagged, scratchy toenails ever! When we're close I can't help but think about grabbing the clippers and a file.

So I can understand your situation. I would say our best option would be just to accept them as they are. Afterall it's the little unique things that make them so endearing to us.

"X"

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Dear Ben,
Your girlfriend has crooked toes? This is a problem? You can't be serious. There must be some symbolism that I'm missing here.

Old adage..."Beware the quest of a perfect woman for she will be seeking a perfect man."

As to your "ps" ... Try separate bedrooms.

"Boomer"

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